Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
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The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
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I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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