It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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