Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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