oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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