Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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