i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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