Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
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I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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