"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
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his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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