What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
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Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
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No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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