so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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