but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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