Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
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just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
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Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
There's even glitter on my cock...
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