i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Randomize
