I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
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I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
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Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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