he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
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I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
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I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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