so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
i think i scared a bird with my dick
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
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She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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