just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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