used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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