My boss' voice literally gives me gas
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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