Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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