What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
pop tarts are not kleenex
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Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
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He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize