Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
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What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
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You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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