My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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