I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Randomize
