So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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