He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
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Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
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My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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