that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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