Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
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