I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
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