last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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