that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
drinking out of a sandbucket again
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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