it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
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the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
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Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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