It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
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Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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