the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
he laminated a picture of his dick.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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