well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
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Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
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As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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