from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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