It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
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Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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