Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
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I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
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I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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