This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.