hotel room ftw
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
