Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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