Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
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If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
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Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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