taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
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Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
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I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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