so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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