You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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