She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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