dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
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All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
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The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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