I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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