dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
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You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
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posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize