My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
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Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
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He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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