im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
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After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
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Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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