K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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