My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
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More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
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Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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