gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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