At least make sure they are 18
Why
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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