Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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